I am a princess
a bitch
a dork
a hoser
a drinker
a sleeper
a whore
a saint
a recycler
a wastera binger
a crier
a laugher
an adventurer
a homebody
a reader
a watcher
a doer
a kisser
a hugger
a maker
a destroyer
a traveler
a lifer

I am all of these things. This is what you get. Make the choice, but make it soon.