7 things...

Totally stole this from Brett who apparently got it from a Matthew character.

7 things i plan to do before i die
-Travel to Machu Piccu
-Get married and have kids
-write and publish a book
-go to cooking school in Italy
-Finish a PhD
-Become an Ex-Pat
-See whales in Alaska

7 things i can do (I can think of a couple of things I could put on here but won’t due to my brothers not having “eyemuffs” haha kidding!)
-tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue in under 5 seconds
-French braid your hair
-speak Italian
-charm the pants off of you-literally and figuratively
-tell you more about Shakespeare then you ever hoped to know
-edit your thesis
-give you the history of the University of Illinois in a 15 minute speech while walking backwards (and wearing an orange shirt :-)

7 things i cannot do
-pee standing up
-stop swearing
-like mushrooms (amen to that Brett)
-get him to like me enough
-find shelves for our apartment living room wall
-speak Spanish (after 8 years of it!)
-find someone rich enough to let me be their trophy wife

7 things that attract me to the same or opposite sex
-freckles across the cheeks, shoulders, or bridge of the nose
-dark hair and green eyes-nice shoulders
-ability to make me laugh
-a penis (I didn’t want there to be any confusion)
-a love for adventure or the spontaneous or danger or the exciting
-the love of literature
***does anyone notice that Brett and I had almost the same attractions…could be some brawling in the ol’ apt?!

7 things that i say most often
-C@nt Head
-Brett, would you…?
-DRAGONS!!
-Let’s go to Jake’s
-Is “Laguna Beach” on tonight?
-mer... aka "the sad sound"
-sexual trafficking

7 celebrity crushes
-adam durst
-owen wilson
-brandon flowers
-jason (from Laguna)
-bradley whitford
-johnny knoxville
-angelina jolie (with little maddie, of course :- )