BoysTown Booty?

You would think that being a straight girl living with a gay roommate in the “gayest zip code in Illinois” (thank you Andersonville) would be a hindrance to my finding someone. That has not proven to be so, thus far. I adore Boys Town…there is no better place for a girl with a nice rack. Seriously. The bars are amazing, the music is fantastic and the men are H-O-T-T! Who cares if they don’t want to sleep with me, eye candy is always welcome! I have found as of late, that it is not hard to find a little somethin’ somethin’ lurking in the crowds at Roscoe’s or Berlin…that’s right ladies…straight men about. I was discussing the odds last night…5 nights out in Boys Town and 3 men have asked me for my number. Now, neither have turned out to be “the one” but that is a 60% rating for those nights…that isn’t bad when you are actually out in a homosexual neighborhood looking for heterosexual men. It adds a little something to the night. I don’t care who you are, you like to be appreciated…and while out having a good time it is nice to be appreciated (albeit tastefully) There was Jeff (I think that was his name) whose name I could not remember after a night out at the bar (PRIDE weekend and I as ever so wee-diddly wasted) Only my roommate knew the guy’s name the next day and I have no idea how he ever heard it in the first place. Then, the other night (unbeknownst to me) I gave my number to the German man…Dwayne. A lovely sprite of a man filled with silly accents and hand kissing…I vaguely remember him being charming and have found his recent text messaging to be enjoyable. The other one isn't worth mentioning, but it is good for the percentage. haha. It has been pretty goods odd there on old Roscoe and Halstead…I should frequent it more often, obviously.

Clearly the other part of this equation is to be supa drunk compliments of those kicky pitchers of vodka and lemonade they serve at Roscoe’s. Devils!